Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Commercial: Take Care Of Your F*cking Kids.

Wide shot of a woman standing on the sidewalk of a moderately busy city street, holding her 8-year-old daughter's hand, as she looks around for someone. The camera goes in close on her face, lighting up with recognition.

"Ooh, ooh, Mr. Scorsese."

We see, on the opposite sidewalk, Martin Scorsese, who looks around a bit bewildered. "Me?"

The woman runs up, daughter in tow. "Yes, hi, could you please watch my daughter for me, for like two hours? I'll be right back."

"Uh, but I don't even--" The mother forces her daughter's hand into Martin's.

"Oh, thanks, you're a big help. Love your work."

She hurries off screen. With the two of them left alone in frame, the little girl stares up at Martin Scorsese expectantly, who looks back at her with discomfort.

Voice-over announcer: "You wouldn't leave your children with a stranger."

On-screen caption reads the same in large letters, with the smaller tagline below: "Take care of your f*cking kids," censored out for emphasis. "A message from (some organization against the censorship of movies, games, and music by whiny parents who want the government to protect their children for them)."

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